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Azazyel: 7:02pm
Bestwt001:
It's really understandable why MURIC is upset about the train rides. When you see free rides for Christmas but not for Eid, it absolutely feels like a double standard. Professor Akintola makes a strong point about fairness, and it's especially jarring when the government is led by Muslims.
This isn't just about train tickets; it's about feeling equally valued in your own country. The government really needs to explain this disparity or, better yet, fix it to show all Nigerians that they're treated with the same respect and consideration.


Keep quiet and stop playing the devil's advocate. Ask yourself how many Christian presidents we have has since democracy came compared to Muslims. Also ask yourself why we had a Muslim-muslim ticket last time and likely again in 2027. Ask yourself why Deborah was burnt alive and nobody was prosecuted for it despite video evidence. In a sane country, Akintola would have been arrested and charged to court for all his inflammatory remarks over the years
Azazyel: 9:46pm On Jun 05
Why this man dey carry transsion matter for head like this? Funny thing is that no Redmi midrange device measures up to even the Camon 30 premier talk less of Camon 40 premier which are also midrangers. The transsion phones he uses as examples are low budget devices.
Azazyel: 9:12pm On Jun 05
Content. Anything to attract viewers grin

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Azazyel: 9:03pm On Jun 05
Lungu boy
Azazyel: 8:46pm On Jun 05
Fattprince23:


This is so funny and interesting. This was what I would have done if our Boss didn't intentionally parted us. On the last day of work (I didn't know it was her last day, as she didn't know it was mine, as I returned to my former place of work later) after we closed for the day. Our Boss released her to go home around 7 p.m as she was slightly ill but she insisted on staying till closing hour so we could go home together which I've planned to get all her details as she doesn't have a phone. But our Boss intentionally kept me back as he already saw the connection and feelings between us which he was jealous of as he already told me before of fvcking the girl. I knew he did that intentionally because after like 30 minutes that the girl has gone, he now asked if I will like to go home now then he finished the statement with" oh! I should have released the 2 of you together o". I just smiled. But I didn't blame him sha, I partially blame the girl for making it too obvious that she likes me.


Ahhhh otilor. Nah it's not her fault. She is an emotional being just like other women. You could have written your phone number in a paper or card for her since she didn't have a phone. She'd have called. Ladies would find a way to reach you. I hope she is mature sha. Hope she is not less than 22
Azazyel: 5:47pm On Jun 05
It might be a good plan. There are 3 issues
1. It would be an opportunity for crooks to siphon funds and they might even build a low quality wall

2. Animals who migrate in different seasons might not be able to come in or move out anymore

3. Some security officers stationed there might conspire with the terrorists and let them in after accepting bribes
Azazyel: 5:31pm On Jun 05
Fattprince23:
Okay I see guys advising me to focus on work and leave romance, well that's good as you don't shit where you eat but I've decided to leave where I eat so as to come back and shit there. Just kidding I decided to stop the work because the stress is too much but because I don't just work I also calculate so as to work smart (I have to work smart because I'm a lazy person, I don't know why people hate us lazy people, we didn't and don't want to even do anything) I realized where I work before I make more daily money for way lesser stress, it's complicated why I left sha maybe I will share some other time but I'm going back to where I work before.
So about the girl, I didn't see her again after Friday as the boss asked her to rest on Saturday and Sunday and resume on Monday, so I went to work on Monday to see her again before I stop, luckily for me she came. We talked and we enjoyed she other company and I became sure she was into me and the funny thing is I came to have this strong feeling for her. So how did I know and became sure. First, she is always thinking about me which I realized when something happened 2 times.
1. There was no much sales, so our boss was just playing about going back to the island and if she would love to go with him, her reply was no problem if Prince(me) will go with us.
2. Later in the evening about 7 p.m our boss told her to take a 30 min break by going to her sister place not far away from our work place, she said she doesn't want to go when the boss insisted next thing she said is that what about Prince, that she does not want to leave me there. She also became very comfortable with touching me and sitting too close to me, that our boss later noticed and ask if it's me she likes(because we all including her know the boss likes her) she said she doesn't want to be in a relationship for now but I know it's a womanese language of saying she doesn't want to be in a relationship with you now. There was even a time she placed her hand on my lap. I've come to like her sha. I will try to check on her later on as I will be more busy as I'm going back to my former work now.

I just want to add this, when a girl likes you, you should look at her actions and acts towards you not what she says. She may say a lot of bullshit but if she acts nice towards you she's definitely attracted (at least 80% of the time) maybe when you have it had the back of your mind that a girl chooses to love you or not 3 secs after meeting you, don't think she's just being nice when they flirt, because she just may be doing just that, flirting.


Don't mind all these people talking down on you and making you feel like loving a woman is a bad thing. When a woman loves you as much as you love her, it's actually a very nice thing. From your writeup, she truly loves you and wants to be around you at any given moment. If you have a place of your own, invite her over and start something serious. She might even be your wife. Don't forget to chop the cuntu.s and don't do deeper life relationship. Eat it well and she would love you more. Hope you both are still together though?

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Azazyel: 8:54pm On Jun 04
Peter532:

woman when dey give me head morning till night, we french kiss morning And night while I make her squirt... never tell me say I dey smell...I go need ask her first.?

many of you are so dumb

Lord have mercy!

Azazyel: 6:53pm On Jun 04
Horrible! They can't fight the herdsmen but can kill themselves
Azazyel: 6:48pm On Jun 04
aieromon:


The A-series is a midrange budget phone according to Sammy. grin

If one must own a Samsung device, stick to the S and Z series.


No mind them o. That A05 na low budget but Samsung must add price to make it look big for people who aren't tech savvy. The U sef already gives them off.

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Azazyel: 8:56am On Jun 04
Idrisk19:
Good morning Nairaland Technicians.
My Samsung A05 4/64 is hanging, if I'm pressing the phone, it will hang nothing wouldn't work until when I press the power button to off the background and on it again, the hanging persits I'm fed up the way phone give me headache.
The memory available RAM used 47.5 remain 16.6gb, ROM used 2.8gb remain 765mb available.
Please help me out.


I know you bought the phone cos you saw "Samsung" grin that phone is a low budget device with a low budget U that would give you headache. Next time, look at U instead of just name before before buying a device. To be honest with you, there is no concrete solution to the issue. You can only keep managing the phone till you get a better one cos it would still lag. Try to remove apps that you ain't using and also be patient with the phone when clicking on any program. Let it load before rushing the phone cos the U in there wasn't built to handle heavy tasks. One more thing to note is that the RAM as well is small cos Samsung UI would eat up a big chunk of it. Funny enough this Helio G85 chipset in your phone would work well without hanging so much on some other brands but Samsung UI is heavy and then that ram is small too. Pls try to get a midrange device next time. I can imagine how you feel right now cos I once had a budget device and I felt like smashing it.

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Azazyel: 6:21pm On Jun 03
Vaseline crew oya over to you
Azazyel: 5:05pm On Jun 03
Hussein035:


I got banned on a daily basis, some times my 3 numbers are banned

You don't need to type anything special to get unbaned

You can type rubbish a d they must unban you

Even if you type "RIRHRIEJWHDIEBDKD" they will still unban you

Don't let anyone lie to you


I don't think he should take this your advice. I advised him based on my own experience and how I got out of it. Typing rubbish and sending to them might work for you but may not work for another person based on the severity of the case
Azazyel: 10:03pm On Jun 02
Serendipity2023:
On Saturday, I sent out messages individually to multiple s.

Most have my numbers saved.

These messages were sent in quick succession.

Within 30 mins, my WhatsApp was banned.

I applied for a review on the WhatsApp app.

By evening, was restored.

I ed fresh WhatsApp

This morning, the WhatsApp was banned again.
I never sent broadcasts or anything like that.

I applied for another review again.

I am still waiting

What could be the reason for another ban?


Some people are still reporting you that's why your got banned again. Just tell WhatsApp that someone hacked your phone and used it to send messages. Tell them that going forward, you would set up 2fa for extra protection.

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Azazyel: 9:44pm On Jun 02
franchasng:
So you know Davido's mother more than Davido know her mother? shocked

Davido confirmed it himself, before I also thought the mom was from Edo.

Davido even said her mom advised her to always be close her people if he wants to go far in life.

I hope you also know that Davido's paternal grandmother is Igbo from Enugu state?


Davido's mom is from Edo State. She was a lecturer in Babcock University. Her records are there till date.
Azazyel: 7:16pm On Jun 02
The girl is pregnant
Azazyel: 5:51pm On Jun 02
Poverty and hunger grin
Azazyel: 5:43pm On Jun 02
Bestchild:
nothing is terrible about the pop series sha, speaking based on experience


Well... You may be an avid of low budget devices but for me, it's flagship, midrange or nothing. I can't use a device that lags anyhow.
Azazyel: 4:19pm On May 30
Good one. Very good report. Why are some people not happy about this? Cos their preferred candidate isn't president abi. Naija people should learn to applaud good things and stop playing politics with everything
Azazyel: 6:59pm On May 29
The robberies are organized by fellow students in the school
Azazyel: 6:56pm On May 29
Saao:
They marry underage not slept with underage

So they marry the girls to decorate their homes abi?

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Azazyel: 4:54pm On May 29
7demons:
These are the things some i.diots here promote as their role model.
Someone that acts films: role model
Someone from BBnaija: role model
Musicians : role model
Internet jobless content creators/skit makers: role model
Someone on podcast: role model

Tomorrow this animal here will come out and say he is fighting for the youths.


Calm down abeg. Is he not a human being? Can't he squeeze the something in peace again? Abi you sef no dey squeeze? grin

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Azazyel: 7:45am On May 29
ppogba:


The same Chelsea they denied their first UCL in the 2008 final abi another one?

I no blame you. Viewing centers don open children eyes these days.

Bros, the truth is bitter. That one you mentioned is past glory. United team that we have now is far from that quality team then. They still lost to Asia allstars again. Chelsea is a better team at the moment and it looks like they might get better next season

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Azazyel: 9:38pm On May 28
Looks like a draw loading but they might hang on sha

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Azazyel: 9:34pm On May 28
ManU need to learn how to win finals from Chelsea. If only they had used their brains against spurs, they could have turned things around.

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Azazyel: 7:28pm On May 28
Senseless skits. Why would you be dressed as a woman everytime just to make a skit?
Azazyel: 7:24pm On May 28
Rubyjade:
Real Masculinity Builds, It Doesn’t Dominate.
Marriage isn’t a battle of power or survival. It’s a partnership. And while men do make mistakes in marriage — the real errors are often rooted in outdated thinking, pride, or fear. Let’s unpack this:

1. “A woman must love, a man must provide.”
False binary. Love and provision go both ways in a modern marriage. A woman can contribute. A man should show affection. Reducing relationships to transactions is why a lot of marriages feel like business contracts instead of emotional homes.

A man who only provides but doesn’t emotionally connect becomes a stranger in his own house.

And no — it’s not her job to chase you after marriage. If you stop pursuing your wife emotionally, someone else eventually might.

2. “You must always look like a god.”
Yes, personal hygiene and appearance matter — for both partners. But a healthy marriage allows space for comfort and vulnerability.
Looking good shouldn't be about fear of being left; it should be about self-respect and mutual attraction. If she’s only with you because of your beard oil and boxers, the problem is deeper than your look.

3. “You are the lord. Let her have a say, but have your way.”
Bro. That’s not strength — that’s domination disguised as leadership.

Real leadership listens.

Real men build with their wives, not over them.
Being decisive is good — being dismissive isn’t.

4. “She’s not a mind-reader.”
True. Communication matters. But it’s not just telling her what you want.
Try asking her what she needs, too. Love isn’t just about managing expectations — it’s about understanding and growing together.

5. “Women love conflict.”
No. They love connection. What looks like “random conflict” is often unmet needs or emotional disconnection.

Avoidance kills intimacy.

Mature couples face tough conversations together.
If you treat conflict as drama instead of dialogue, you’re missing the deeper issue.

6. “Prepare for the rainy day; never let your wife be the breadwinner.”
Prepare? YES.
Fear her success? NO.
If your masculinity collapses when your wife earns more, the issue is insecurity, not identity.

Strong men celebrate their partner’s wins.

Marriage is not a competition — it’s coverage. Some seasons you’ll earn more. Other seasons, she might. That’s life.

7. “She’s not your best friend.”
Why not?
If you can’t laugh, vent, dream, or be your full self with your wife — who are you even married to?
Friendship is the foundation of lasting love. You don’t lose your masculinity by being emotionally close — you lose it by being emotionally unavailable.

✨ FINAL WORD:
Real men lead, but they don’t lord.
They provide, but they also protect emotionally.
They pursue wisdom, not ego.
And they build with their wives, not just expect to be served by them.

We need less alpha performance, and more emotional maturity in marriages today.
You don’t lose your role by listening — you strengthen it.



Carry yourself commot. ITK. Naso una go dey give advice wey go turn man to beggar for him own house.
Azazyel: 7:40am On May 28
Boniface abeg fear God. Na double food you wan chop so
Azazyel: 10:44pm On May 27
This guy has finally landed in hot water
Azazyel: 9:15pm On May 27
Tulumbu, what about yahaya bello AKA white chicken

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