NewStats: 3,263,492 , 8,180,334 topics. Date: Friday, 06 June 2025 at 09:17 AM 516k2e

franchasng:
Pa Bola Tinubu go don pee pee in his diapers


Even me, my heart must have departed from my body during the whole process. This is one reason I hate traveling with ion, God I beg oh, don't let me die by:

1.) Plane crash
2.) Fire accident
3.) Inside water
4.) In the hands of kidnappers or terrorists or armed robbers or gunmen
5.) In a collapsed building



Dear Lord please have mercy on me, let me return back to you through natural death at old age and not through any form of untimely death, thank you for answered prayer

Same way he dey pee as hin cage your supleme reader. Everyone knows nothing go happen apart from you lot doing your traditional irrelevant wailing and weeping from hiding.

Penguin2:

You and I know Obi is more mature than that.

Make una thank God nothing happened to him.

If not…

Lolz. The usual empty chestbeating developers are known for. The way you lot pushed your supleme reader till hin enter jail. "Make dem allest our supleme reader if dem born dem well make dem see wetin go happen". Lolz. Nzogbu nzogbu don land am for jail, while hin coward chestbeaters don run.

Developers writhing in pains as we speak.

Developers thrown into agony.

Funny this guy was dining with developers and still complaining about toxicity. Lolz. You're living in a house with a pack of shrews and wondering why the house is always smelling bad. Nature can't be defeated.

michlins:
petrol isn't an illegal product. Some level of free trade exists between Nigeria and her neighbors. What exactly is the smuggling doing in your sentence?

So rice is an illegal product? Probably why it's said to be smuggled. Wait wait! Lemme me give another example of an illegal product. Cars. That's why you can be arrested for driving a car in Nigeria. Sorry I want to ask a question: does sitting in a 2 by 2 shop or hawking gala in the sun lead to brain malfunction?

MadamExcellency:
There is nothing like smuggling with full regulations except Nigeria is paying for subsidy. If a resident of the Niger Republic living at the border wants petrol, he should be able to get it at the Nigerian pump price.

Is the Federal Government subsidising the pump price and fighting off extending them to neighbouring countries?

Smh. Reasoning in the mud (in more ways than one).

franchasng:
Educate them my brother.


They think national economics and running a nation is like running a cocoa farm


National economy and everything that has to do with trade and economics is beyond their brain capacity, but they will never agree yet take a look at how they have wrecked Nigeria's economy in under 2 years

It's actually hilarious how you developers think (if I may call what you do that). So because govt is no longer paying subsidy, they shouldn't combat smuggling? Let me explain it in a simpler way (if your petty trader mind can understand it). If govt doesn't stop the smuggling, there will be shortage of product for consumers in Nigeria, which may lead to a further increase in local prices. I know at that point it's still this same you developers that'll go "boo hoo Nigerians are suffering for petrol that is refined here because govt dey allow it to be smuggled to other countries boo hoo". You know, the wailing you guys so much cherish. I always advise that anything more complex than petty buying and selling you lot should avoid it because it's beyond your reasoning capacity.

michlins:
It's said that petrol has been deregulated so it's the seller and buyer's deal. Why is the government interested in what happens at the border since it's paying no subsidy and people are currently paying full price for petrol and can decide what to do with it.

Before you tell me that it's cheaper in Nigeria, kindly note that it's one of the benefits of lower exchange rates. It makes export cheaper and should attract capital inflows. I don't really understand how Nigeria works honestly.

I can have issues with this if we're still under subsidy regime but since it's the reverse, I see no reason government should have a problem with it provided it has no security implications

Why is the government interested in combating smuggling? Are you a developer?

obi4eze:


This coalition is really troubling all these APC people. If they had worked and not impoverished the masses the elections would have been a walk in the park for them [b]but they're now cryin[/b]g and perfecting plans for the master of all rigging in 2027.

Projecting much?

Educationalserv:
Ram is now for super rich Muslim
Majority of the voting Muslims that voted Tinibu cannot buy Rams for Sallah
Rams cost from 250 k to 1m
TInibu minimum wage is 70k
Majority of state and federal government workers earn less than 200k so they can buy ram .
Worst govt in history of Nigeria

Pls you need to repeat what you said without sobbing so we may hear you more clearly.

An average Nigerian politician is distinctly dense.

rinzaugustine:
Very wrong assumption from your imagination. I have never heard of any hotel in Enugu complain of lack of water Enugu because even though the city limits of Enugu is hard to dig out water ( bore hole costs more than 10m) but neighboring surburbs like nightmile, Nike, Oji river that’s few kilometers away have water so not an issue in Enugu so I don’t know where you got the baseless assumptions from maybe you probably can’t afford to sleep in a hotel in Enugu

How much is 10m to billionaires? Just chicken change. Each family there can build at least 3 boreholes for each building, since everyone is a billionaire there.

franchasng:
The only thing that can save Tinubu from being sent packing in 2027 is if Peter Obi refused to deputize Atiku or if Atiku refuses to step aside for Obi to fly the coalition ticket



Tinubu should better leave all the people deceiving him and go find way to beg Obi not to the coalition because if Obi s them and agrees to run with Atiku, Pa Bola Tinubu is a goner and he knows it

You lot no dey tired of your fantasies? I understand those fantasies help you cope with the pain of your lord and saviour losing out, but it gets to a point where it starts sounding maniacal. After all the "hahaha Tulumbu no go win APC plimalies", to "Tulumbu no go ever win the erection", to "boo hoo Tulumbu will never be sworn in" etc you never learn. Someone describes you lot aptly when he said you'd imagine some fantasies in your heads and start celebrating it as reality. Lolz.

This can never happen in saner climes.

Dtruthspeaker:


Where did you see Eli dragging with anyone to rule and control people?

Good question.

What is wrong with drinking beer and alcohol during anniversary? I know many of those C & S folks are very dodgy (just like many of the so called "spirit filled" churches all over the place), but what is wrong about drinking alcohol?

ErebeOcoco:
The growing trend common in people these days is, I don't go to church but I am a spiritual person. Some would say I do good and I love God but I don't belong to any church.

Is it possible to love God, do good and not be d to any denomination?

Religious experts, can a man claim to be a child of God without devotion?

As in, devotion to who? To God or to a church?
Now, a man can be a child of God without belonging to any denomination.

Lolz. Atiku is now a prophet to developers. The most easily manipulated bunch on the planet. The "most intelligent tribe" in Africa. Lolz.

highchief1:
who will bet with me that even this will not be her last marriage.How do men marry a lady that has married before?God forbid

Marrying a lady that has married before is not exactly too much of a problem. The major question is how some men fall for women that are so obviously narcissistic and manipulative as she is. It beats my imagination.

Pierocash:
Even 4 children from three marriages doesn't speak well. But that shouldn't be used to divert the political fight and suppression they are doing to her. Failed marriages is her personal life so using that to blackmail her is senseless

Lolz. Failed marriages in the US (part of your "saner" climes) is a huge disadvantage for a politician. If she were someone you are bitter about, you'll have retorted that she's not fit for office as she's not able to have a settled home. You may still do that though. All she needs to do is praise Tulumbu, and you'd be triggered to do that. You lot a mighty predictable it's hilarious.

Mistersolar:
im ibadan boy, but ademola, you don efffupp...nobody dey bring winnings come APCC govt wey go win after,,,,nobody..na straight losss

Your first statement just exposed you, sukudi.

Penguin2:
But when we insisted that the reports of those refineries working were false, people of corn called us enemies of Nigeria.

I hope they cover their faces in shame now that we have been vindicated.

Same way you insisted the nephew of your friend's uncle's sister's friend working as part of the construction crew at Dangote Refinery told you that the refinery would not be functional till 2070. That it was all propaganda. Lolz.

Ddeliverer007:
It's obi we want.

Atiku is a gentle man, I'm sure he will step down for obi

Lolz. Fantasy land. Is it some genetic anomaly that makes developers always joyfully deviate from reality?

jojo1415:
He can borrow 30 billion dollars...we don't care,the north is cooking a hot soup for him come 2027 sadly 😔

Lolz. That's your next fantasy? What about fantasies such as "Hahaha ha Tulumbu will never win APC plimalies as Buhali won't hand over to him"? Or "Tulumbu will never win the erection as north is for obi"? Or "Boo hoo Tulumbu will never be sworn in on May 29"? I understand with you that all these flights of fantasy are coping mechanisms that you developers use to help reduce the deep agony you're going through because a Yoruba man is ruling you. It's very comical and I enjoy reading it. So, pls don't let the supply dry up.

Oritna94:
A very dubious fellow. Someone that was letting all hell loose over Tinubu is suddenly now his praise singer.. Smh. Any where belle face is the answer.

Does this remind you of your group? The lack of self-awareness of you developers is beyond hilarious. What's different between what Reno is doing for Tulumbu now, and what you obidense are doing for your lord and saviour now. The moment you guys accuse anyone of something, it is a pointer that it is the same thing you're doing. Lolz.

Chummynoni:
It is obvious these clowns are not rating us.. the same set of kleptomaniacs changing party . This one that was abusing tinubu suddenly turn his er. Make una imagine

The irony @bolded, when your lord and saviour is going to his 4th party. Lolz. You developers absolutely lack self-awareness.

DomPerignon:


If I recall very well, Awo stood trial for tressonabkr felony and was accused of plotting a coup and in his trial only Awp stood accused. No co-defendant and not one single military officer was indicted or court martialed for planning and conspiring to overthrow the government.

How is that possible ?

Does it make sense that only one individual will stand trial for attempting to overthrow the government without any coconspirators and military participants ?

The Awo coup trial was an orchestrated setup to get rid of Awolowo.

It never happened and even in the trial , the prosecution only relied on a secretly recorded conversation between Awo and his loyalists discussing on the state of affairs of the country and the main discission was drifting towards Western Nigeria secceding from the union.

Thatscnot a coup to overthrow the government .

You're trying to make sense with a braindead developer who relies on the stories being peddled by his blodas that came from Ragos in their last virrage meeting? Good luck on that.