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DanseMacabre(m): 11:23am On May 29, 2020
Chenko001:


Big ups mate, you just analysed this to a nauseating degree.

Bros that guy na professor.

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DanseMacabre(m): 9:40am On May 29, 2020
Asabe4:
This!!

It is very pathetic..

Hey this is off topic o...but I'd love to get to know you better off here.
DanseMacabre(m): 9:28am On May 29, 2020
Akunwafor:
It is never the same for women.

Some will not make one sound and they would have orgasmed more than once.

Some will make all the noise in the world and would have orgasmed more than twice

While

Some, whether or not they make any sounds, don't orgasm.

Now some women get wetter as they approach orgasm while some don't.

in some, you will notice their vagina tighten around your penis when they orgasm.

Some will just roll off you and lie down mid sex. You may be thinking she lost interest but she has already had an orgasm.

For those that don't make any sounds, you can tell that they're cummin just from the expression on their faces but does not apply all the time.


So, it's actually up to you, learn your partner very well and then learn the peculiar things she does when she orgasms. No two women are the same.



Hmmm. I greet you bros. Be like your degree na in Womanology o! grin

Incisive input.

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DanseMacabre(m): 7:32am On May 29, 2020
Oluromantic:
So your talent is how to kpansh women. Nawa o


Whatever rocks your boat mate.
DanseMacabre(m): 7:12am On May 29, 2020
Okay this is straightforward.

I met a long time irer for the first time yesterday, and she was so starstruck that we found ourselves kpanshing on the first day. A one-day stand literally.


Now, in her bit to fully satisfy me, during the act of copulation she was making a lot of weird sounds to justify her ecstasy. Very weird sounds. A cross between a howling wolf and the wheezes of an asthmatic patient, if you ask me.


But I know myself na; no matter your Photoshop sounds, if I don't hear that telltalle sound from your pvssy that sounds like a punctured tyre deflating...It's your grandfather you're wining.

But not every man has this talent.


So:

Men, can you tell if she's faking orgasm

Women, can you successfully fake an orgasm


Discuss.

Bia come o...
Where's ishilove lefulefu davash22 dominique ibkayee makydebbie lamani22 millenniumlady lalasticlala etc sef

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DanseMacabre(m): 6:33am On May 27, 2020
Hmmmmm he's still second to Messi any day any time sha...
DanseMacabre(m): 6:30am On May 27, 2020
Nigeria eats yet another of her sons...
DanseMacabre(m): 12:34am On May 27, 2020
Damnnnnn is it that those above me are blind


Nobody is talking about her dickksucking lippppsss.
DanseMacabre(m): 12:20am On May 27, 2020
Hmmmmm

I was already beginning to foresee tears at the end, but I'm relieved I was wrong this time.

Unfortunately tho, another pastor's daughter's virginity bites the dust.
DanseMacabre(m): 12:10am On May 27, 2020
The chief "Fake News" provocateur has been multiply busted as a purveyor of such fake, or at the very least misleading news himself.

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DanseMacabre(m): 11:52pm On May 26, 2020
Hmmmmm

My brother, if you're that good a musician (playing keyboard in Living Faith parish of 500-600 means you're good enough), why don't you take the bull by the horns by offering your services professionally for starters? If your current church can't/won't pay, there is no lack of churches in need of a good keyboardist. You can also venture further by trying your hands at music production.


As to accommodation, you can seek the help of well-off parishioners. Surely the body of Christ won't lack one or two good individuals that can do something about your plight.


I can't say anything about the church's treatment of you, bacause to be very blunt, your story seems rather too one-sided.

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DanseMacabre(m): 11:44pm On May 26, 2020
My brother except you lack the wherewithal for such. If your family cannot actively restrain you by maybe withholding financial assistance, but can only verbally 'discourage' you and you still are considering whether to go or stay, you're on a long thing.

You better leave while you still can.



Disclaimer---Ignore this if your family is extremely well to do.

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DanseMacabre(m): 11:40pm On May 26, 2020
Firing is not enough. They should also be prosecuted in a civil court.
DanseMacabre(m): 11:36pm On May 26, 2020
skimena:
. U called me a fraudster? are you sure you even know the meaning of a fraudster? have I defrauded you before? or do you know anyone that I've defrauded? Don't try it next time


No need to get feisty. He was referring to the president, not you.

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DanseMacabre(m): 11:32pm On May 26, 2020
Hmmmmm

OP without a credible source for such touchy information, it might as well be said to have originated from the figment of your imagination.
DanseMacabre(m): 11:31pm On May 26, 2020
Hmmmmm


The next major animal-to-human pandemic might just originate from a Nairalander...
DanseMacabre(m): 10:21pm On May 26, 2020
Noisyrians:
It’s the truth now. Fuckeduppedness grin I don’t give a fvck about foolz like you,huh? grin


grin

Are you a Sakawa Boy grin grin
DanseMacabre(m): 10:18pm On May 26, 2020
Noisyrians:
Only fools talk like this. No wonder nigeria is a fvcked shiithole grin


grin

Charley you get mind oooo
DanseMacabre(m): 9:43pm On May 26, 2020
Pedrocross4568:


How does Esan people nose look Like?

Like the man own.

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DanseMacabre(m): 9:23pm On May 26, 2020
kelish:


So you plan on remaining here?

Hmmmmm my sister let's see how it goes...
DanseMacabre(m): 7:58pm On May 26, 2020
Hmmmmm their nose is different. The other man carry Esan pipo nose.

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DanseMacabre(m): 7:56pm On May 26, 2020
Kemistri4:


Still I insist there's no need for these types of comments...

I used to feel that way too till I got banned one too many a time for trying to do the right thing. Now I've seen the light and fully embraced the dark path.

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DanseMacabre(m): 7:54pm On May 26, 2020
Tranquillity360:
We yorubas are lucky to have him as president.

Hmmmmm are you by any chance a Yoruba Moslem

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DanseMacabre(m): 7:52pm On May 26, 2020
Kemistri4:


There's really no need for these type of comments...

Hmmmmm you should have checked my signature before you quoted me bro.

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