NewStats: 3,263,958 , 8,182,084 topics. Date: Monday, 09 June 2025 at 03:52 AM 2e2j6q

ebuk4real:


Edo people will speak with their vote by then, not by these defections na

The way they spoke with their mouth in the governorship election that brought the handpicked gov't who cannot even read from a script.

muyico:
I, married

See your reply, pauper. So marriage restricts you from giving your wife money?

Person give en fiancée 5m plan to balance , you call him a poor nigga. They ask you how much have you given your own woman, and your reply is that you are married. You make Nairalanders laugh indeed. No be you be one of those niggas Wey de post the bush rat Wey Dia trap catch?


Bros, pack one side abeg!

Sibrah:
What about alcohol tax distribution.

Yea, very important.I can understand we cannot estimateme who is able for lagos figure, but gosh akwa ibom de drink abeg! Benue na occupation, most bars are owned by benue indigenes, and customers too

Gbadugbakun:

How much have you own girlfriend for shopping?

imagine, en fit de borrow urgent 2k from en babe when anoda man don knack am finish bless am.

nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f07hGsEOEuw

Darey Art Alade and his wife escape as car catches fire on Third Mainland Bridge!



https://x.com/OneJoblessBoy/status/1931304875859530004?t=A5DLOxZXcNzaWOSGu8GKSg&s=19

Thank God for life. Stay Strong Art.

Giftimoni:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwRd5b-A8sg

The moment Nyesom Wike’s media aide, Lere Olayinka clashed with broadcaster, Rufai Oseni during program on live TV

.

Let him lie to us that dinosaurs are not extinct; he will swear that he saw he saw one in Irabiji.

Morbeta11:

https://www.channelstv.com/2025/06/05/dont-listen-to-people-give-us-more-money-for-projects-umahi-tells-tinubu/

See en fat head, Ewu!

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Stomach pastor: His right now!!

Maxymilliano:



https://guardian.ng/news/free-train-fg-favours-christians-at-xmas-neglects-muslims-at-eid-alleges-muric/?fbclid=IwQ0xDSwKvzM5jbGNrAq_MuWV4dG4DYWVtAjExAAEeXGQeiBImIEJF74cMzFoX_tHRveF6oBKJvYxFqxgur6OAu851EXtum3nF0rM_aem__Miml-aJ44k1V_lyrKa1KQ

Shattap, no be your brother de gov't.

obembet:


He broke their agreement by winning a trophy
He shouldn’t have won

Hahaha, they sure will suffer the betrayal they meted out on him, he should go to help man U. Tottenham will go on relegation next year

Melezenawii:
Obidents Area Fada with APC Governor



https://x.com/seyilaw1/status/1930898239554761054?t=EVJk4NUIQiThyYb57cDgrQ&s=19

To think that Charly is 9years older than this blood sucker!

Nadingo:


https://x.com/StatiSense/status/1930718516874993680?t=XufrMZ2NquuUrgm9A6Stng&s=19

How was the data collected? People go just dey de cook up statistics.

Tochi3:

Just imagine, all sadwasterners' leaders represented in several US States.

NGsultan:


https://x.com/blockofbuilder/status/1930623327099310517?s=19

Most Sadwasterners can sell their birth rights for owambe-money. After the money is blown, they start wailing and protesting the Igbos should leave their land! Terrible!

Chilipepper:
Love vs Discipline: Nigerian mum torn after son tattoos her name — “She strongly dislikes tattoos, but it’s HER name. How’s she supposed to vex?” 😩😂

Dude got a new GF he is over the moon for. Incidentally bears same name with Momma. Legend!

TopNotchTrends:
Some students of OAU have been arrested by the DSS After Protesting Against Wike while he was speaking at the school.

The students were protesting against Mike's demolition of homes in Abuja before they were whisked away.

Now is it that Nigerians cannot criticize this Tinubu istration?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIw_WQd2Q28?si=3pLjtLxZAYkRsJml



https://fij.ng/article/two-oau-students-feared-arrested-after-protesting-wikes-visit/

Agbadorians over to you!

ryloy:
President Trump on Truth Social:


https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/114632206992330264

This goes to show that trump is too petty and none of his policies are void of sentiments rather than sound reasoning. Big fat baby toiling with a nation!

Chilipepper:
Apart from Hello, how else do you pick your calls? — Lady sparks hilarious phone etiquette debate

Silence............

Rapmoney:
Two students who just rounded off their WAEC exam locked themselves in a ionate kissing session.

This is completely an irresponsible behaviour and it is all shades of wrong. They have not even started their life's journey proper. They should be focused on improving their lives through skills, business, trade, education, etc and not this.

Source: WarriParrot

Make you no just fail.

Racoon:


https://nairametrics.com/2025/06/05/fg-engages-japan-for-110-million-food-security-loan/#google_vignette

HIAN, Borrow borrow agbado government. E no de ever do una. Belle go burst one day. Stealing and stuffing wealth of generations yet unborn is just pure diabolism.

Watianoengineer:
Fvck Obi

Fvck You Too

frankiekinase:

Source: https://converseer.com/secondary-school-students-sign-out-on-uniforms-after-completing-waec/

Make result show first, no be by signature. All the best though.

RandDigital:


https://briefly.co.za/people/217317-demonstrates-care-cyril-ramaphosa-ties-young-girls-shoelaces-humble-moment-moves-sa/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMSBQ6R1x/

Please make Tinubu bend like that, I want to check something first.

BlackViper:


https://www.thecable.ng/bakare-meets-tinubu-says-his-vision-is-a-nigeria-that-works/

idiat!

naptu2:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKGUv8mvU7U?si=n0xkPPpTu1wpAn0q

Stanley Nkwocha @stanleynkwocha_



https://x.com/stanleynkwocha_/status/1930269382384476553?t=qcWM9zLzKShTTM7hCXYmzg&s=19

Grain Government

Exgee:
Hi everyone!

Doctors, Pharmacists and other Medical experts in the House, please help me out. I can't seem to understand how my body system is reacting to lack of sex anymore.

I've abstained from sex for exactly four years now. I decided against going into any relationship with any lady since my last encounter with my ex. And I don't patronize hook-up girls because I can't imagine having sex with someone I don't have any atom of feelings for. I Also do not believe in sleeping with random girls, reason I stayed away from sex until I'm ready for marriage. Another major reason is that I don't use condoms during sex, so I've got to be careful with whoever I'm getting down with.

Some nights, I would have wet dreams, get up to the bathroom to wash myself. I don't masturbate. Last night I had a wet dream again as i slept and laid on my stomach(Sleeping posture), in the middle of the night, I noticed my d**k was rubbing the mattress thoroughly and I noticed something discomforting, when I noticed what was about to occur, I tried to quickly jump off the bed, but unfortunately, while in the process of jumping off, I ejaculated profusely & uncontrollably. My semen was very thick as I checked my boxers. I got up and went straight to bath before going back to bed. I was so angry about it.

Today, I'm now feeling pains in my scrotum and it's a bit swollen too. After I finished bathing this afternoon and was trying to dry my body, I noticed semen coming out but looking like pre-cum.
I need some advice on what to do, and how to go about this please.

The bible says we shouldn't indulge in Premarital sex cos it's a sin. You guys preach against Masturbation cos some see it as a devilish act. While others say it can cause erectile dysfunctional issues. So I don't know what to do. I'm just between the rock and the hard ground now.

Is there any Drugs I can take to inhibit the activities of these stubborn semen?
Again, how do Reverend fathers cope without sex throughout their Lives?
I need answers.

Bros, rush for an urgent correctional surgery- it is a testicular torsion.

adenigga:

Source: https://dailypost.ng/You-marginalised-us -in-federal-appointments-South-West-Muslims-tackle-Tinubu

Which one do you want, yoruba, muslim or both? Next now you will hear AFenifere muslim group or Yoruba-ijebu-Muslims

Chilipepper:
Just ₦10k monthly?Man expresses shock as fuel attendants in Maitama reveal their monthly salary after a failed protest for increment 🚨⛽



https://x.com/kokomatic/status/1929146784091111918?t=caRACL_RfzPcOe0Pc3plYg&s=19

This is true, same thing with TOTAL FILLING STATION'S pump attendant who confirmed this to me 2years ago.

nlfpmod:
Nollywood actress and a mother of 4, Nneoma Ukpabi's massive Cleavage-Baring dress to Ruby Orjiakor's white wedding is trending on social media.

Actress Rita Edochie, others slammed her. She later fired back at Rita.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKVCcXmsbva/?igsh=MWFkb3kzZmdtcXM5cQ==

Shameless woman!

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