NewStats: 3,265,218 , 8,186,044 topics. Date: Friday, 13 June 2025 at 10:15 PM 6h6i2t

Negro1:
ladies in case u want to invest in a relationship. I'm accepting applications and CVs oo. But no husband hunters. d ministry is not there yet, it's still at mile 2 n we dey en route (ripe) banana island. future wifey don't dull

Ayinke93:
In the heat of this recession, i came out of my hostel this hot afternoon thinking abt the cheapest food for lunch, my mind went to fried potatoes and plantain, at least with #100 i can fill my stomach and go to bed jejely with my excuse of not eating at night cause of flat stomach. At least that way i won't exceed my daily budget of #300 for the day. I rushed down to where the fried yam is being sold, both #50 potatoes, #20 plantain, #20 ponmo and #10 pure water. Perfect way to spend my #100. I was walking down to the sch's cafeteria o, so I'll eat my lunch and enjoy the breeze from the fan since there was no light in d hostel, then I met one of doz random guys i greet in sch. Nigga was like let me u na, me i tot it was a joke, i would have bluntly told him how i wanted to manage it o, i made d mistake of letting him follow me to d cafeteria. I was surprised when we both sat down and he started digging into my meal o, ah oga! I was still formimg posh girl, he took the first one, i smiled, second third and fourth, haba bros! I still kept quiet my mood changed when dis nigga just took my precious ponmo! WTF! which kind person b dis one, he kept trying to act funny by bringing up dry jokes, me I was just looking at him. After the meal finished he was then asking if i was satisfied, smh! If only he knew my mind ehn, God knows I won't b nice to him when it comes to food matters again......... #mysadtuesdayafternoonstory

She made a very sensible post....
Some guyz will jus be say shi everywere...dumb moda 4ckers

Jokerman:
Wats d real name of this ladies??

Makydebbie
Hibiscus
Amokeme
Ladeda

This are juz the botanical names from the same sPecies Of o*****

FreeSpirited:
Imagine........So no lucky girl to hook me by the neck.....and some girls are going to night vigil every night to meet someone like me...Na wa for this life o.....Make I just continue my flexing.....I will know when she finally shows up........I'm to smart for fake girls

Haha....jus hustle and make money....
They will come in mass , u will even run

Raine80:
This includes your mother ,grandmother sisters and aunts .......

you wuld be very ugly i guess

Op atleast u enjoyed the mouth action while it lasted

prettyAdaolisa:
I on fb once in a blue moon!

Lolz

I miss prof Olaiya balogun..
Everything abt funaab has changed ..

beshiman:
I just forwarded the GMAT 2015 Pack to the s of the below email addresses.

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I wish you the best ahead.
Thank you.

Baba abeg forward to [email protected]

Ada9103:
Has anyone received a call from federal inland revenue service (FIRS) to come for an interview?

put ur mind at rest ooh..
start preparing on how to scale through their test

makydebbie:
Biko its 12 inches and above for me

Abi kingrex1

U gat an oil well in there .. Soon u will be needing a 20 inches

Piercedclit:
Nobody should test me PLEASE
I'm human

QueenSuccubus:




Some men tho... Juz keep saying HI... They don't even introduce their selves, they juz jump in the hole & asking "what are you wearing? "...I mean WTF, this mumu can't hide his konji.

Hassy4:

Are you writing for GETS If yes, study the engineering section very well, are you EE or chemical or mechanical engineering? Wch of dem dats ur area, practice dem so well. Cram their answers too if u can my brother. I swear, it helped me. Send me ur email lemme forward u d general test I screen shot. But I thought GETS are done with their test?

i need ur help boss - [email protected]

veronica23:


It's a FOUNDRY, ie. an Engineering coy. Google the meaning of 'foundry' to get more info.
Those that want to gate crash, no harm in trying.

I WISH TO GATECRASH

I can believe u expect payment without working...
Op you are such a funny dude...
Wake up.....get a job and dnt be a lazy ***

ladypearl45:
I know here is seen as a joke arena. but let me try my luck. am an Aries born ND graduate processing my Hnd then managing a creche base in Enugu. I just pray to find someone out there who atleast put a smile on my face. atleast 28 and above 08065016797 just add me on whatsapp or give me a call. Hope to find that person I know here is seen as a joke arena. but let me try my luck. am an Aries born ND graduate processing my Hnd then managing a creche base in Enugu. I just pray to find someone out there who atleast put a smile on my face. atleast 28 and above 08065016797 just add me on whatsapp or give me a call. Hope to find that person

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Too bad...i reside in lag

Nice thread

DeeTus:
That's old school. If you see a girl and liked her. Tell her that you like her type and you want to know her more and so, both of you can take it from there.

Ask her whether you are safe or not to carry on and if she's into modelling. Bam, you're in! Then give her your phone to type in her digits and then dial it to make sure you got the right number.

While having a smiley face, say it's nice to meet you and she'll say nice to meet you too. Then give her a lift or better still some money for transport. Believe me, she'll call you when she gets home because she's happy.

Say it's okay baby. Don't bother, I will call you tomorrow when I'm less busy.

Hey, I'm just telling you all these just to help you. , it's been couple of months now since I approached a girl for friendship.

u seem new in the game...
No matter what u discuss with some girls..
All she will type is
Lol
Lol.
.kk
. K.
Smile

Zero eight one six five two six zero eight three zero

virus05:
Please whose up for review exchange? i need some fiverr reviews

Am in....Hw do we kick start

lovelygurl:
Loool u had to c the way I rushed in here

U can kindly walk out now hot legs

sunvick:
All May born male and female jump in here and find your birthday mate.

May 22...buss me up please.

Baba come and pay for that date......it belongs to me officially.....
Oya come and pay your dues....

Proudly may 22nd

omoalayo:

That's nt how U say it ..U say, ammyluv2002, U re a rare beauty within and out... I can feel that in the way U talk.. I can understand that in the way U bear out Ur opinion here on nl..I wanna feel U..I wanna have U closer so U can design My life with prints of Ur true beauty ..can We talk on whtsap ...do Me nd I'll be very grateful ..
See wht She will say...

u have successfully derailed the thread.....
Baddest

dollyjoy:
Actually, Marriage does not prevent men from cheating.

ekanDamie:

thanks. dis shii cray o

Wch test guide is this

Loski26:
All these ret@rds flooding everywhere with their email and asking for Dragnet materials, is this how you clueless lot will work in a busy and demanding environment like First Bank?

Idiots! Click on the phocking Dropbox links and the materials.


Your useless brains didn't tell you it's far easier, faster and convenient for someone to the materials to Dropbox and drop the link here so people can than sending one by 9ne to you useless dumbfvvks?


Why are you people too stupid? Phocking go through the thread and from as many Dropbox links as possible.


I go take am personal with any cretin that will drop his or her useless email here again.



Mtwwwwwwww

Geeez u read my mind.....hahahahaha

Morning....

From your story ,i couldnt find any fault on your part...ladies do funny things when they are in love...


Buh dnt ever marry him...
A marriage that is not built on love is a waste of time.....

He may later say you used your pregnancy to trap him/unless he wouldnt have married you...

The love you have for him is why you are considering marrying him.....after marriage if he maltreat you.....all this love will disappear ......piam