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You don’t know how to cook na, your kpomo soft?

Funny part be say na the man go still pay for the food

GistMedia0:
A young lady has taken to social media to express her heartbreak after losing her man to a cook, sparking mixed reactions online.

According to her, everything changed after she placed an order from a Kitchen for her boyfriend. The cook personally delivered the meal to his place without informing her, and now, shockingly, they are set to get married.

Sharing her pain, she wrote:

"Enjoying my single life in peace because life didn't end when I ordered food from Arinola's Kitchen for my man... and she went to deliver it to his place without informing me. Now they're getting married on Saturday."

Her revelation quickly went viral, with many people reacting differently. While some sympathized with her, others blamed her for not cooking for her man, arguing that "The Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Stomach."

EmperorCaesar:
You ordered for him means you're prolly busy with other stuffs but still cared enough to put his needs first

Guess you deserve someone better. Who puts up with unstable and easily shaken men

A useless story still

Life is spiritual.

Ladies are predators now o, nor let their 'innocence' cajole you.
There's something called 'vegetable'......the one spiced with vaginal fluid.
Pray not no eat it brah!

verminnel:
She dodged a bullet. He never was her's !!!

Hope u Sha know how to cook to avoid stories that touch.
Everything is not all about bone-straight hair and weave-ons.

The way it the story is written it looks a made story, well if it then the product in which the cook delivered is your answer

When you meet another man, keep ordering for food for him like a child who lack home training on cooking you hear? You will learn by force

GistMedia0:
A young lady has taken to social media to express her heartbreak after losing her man to a cook, sparking mixed reactions online.

According to her, everything changed after she placed an order from a Kitchen for her boyfriend. The cook personally delivered the meal to his place without informing her, and now, shockingly, they are set to get married.

Sharing her pain, she wrote:

"Enjoying my single life in peace because life didn't end when I ordered food from Arinola's Kitchen for my man... and she went to deliver it to his place without informing me. Now they're getting married on Saturday."

Her revelation quickly went viral, with many people reacting differently. While some sympathized with her, others blamed her for not cooking for her man, arguing that "The Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Stomach."

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...Olobe lo loko....sokoyokoto

Go n learn how to cook

EmperorCaesar:
You ordered for him means you're prolly busy with other stuffs but still cared enough to put his needs first

Guess you deserve someone better. Who puts up with unstable and easily shaken men

A useless story still

You may be right but don't conclude until you are privileged to hear from the other person, you may be shocked to know that it was the guy that requested and paid for the food. And it's common sense to know that the lady who delivered the food was not going their for the first because according to the supposed victim, she said she ordered for the food but the delivery was done without her knowledge, how did the food girl know the guys address?
Assuming my thoughts are correct, then it could be that the guy love food and he has noticed that our self acclaimed victim is not the cooking type but Ordering madam.

I laugh
Story ain't complete
Madam doesn't know how to cook
You ladies always like to defend your shortcomings
She can't cook period
Which bullet did she dodge
Can't cook gang

verminnel:
She dodged a bullet. He never was her's !!!

Bitches always forming victims.

He left cos you weren't good enough...live with it .

EmperorCaesar:
You ordered for him means you're prolly busy with other stuffs but still cared enough to put his needs first

Guess you deserve someone better. Who puts up with unstable and easily shaken men

A useless story still

Almost intelligent comment

Take heart ❤️❤️ Life goes on


If you dey calm down 👇 you for don marry

I don’t know when Nairalanders will have sense.

That’s content from TikTok to d the cook…

End time food delivery

I guess the cook also do your laundries, the cleaning and etc while you just cross ur legs doing TikTok. Guys don wise

I go lie for you?

verminnel:
She dodged a bullet. He never was her's !!!

Are you sure?

Maybe she is a poor cook and ordered food for him instead of cooking for him.

Maybe our brother prefers a woman that cooks at home and not one that is too sophisticated for the kitchen.

Iya Basira for real

verminnel:
She dodged a bullet. He never was her's !!!

Are you sure?

Maybe she is a poor cook and ordered food for him instead of cooking for him.

Maybe our brother prefers a woman that cooks at home and not one that is too sophisticated for the kitchen.

Maybe our brother is the one who dodged a bullet.

EmmyDJourno:
You allow another woman cook soup for your husband, stew maybe, but you see that soup, no gree, else sorry is your name😚

..I am sure the cook put love medicine in the food for her guy to chop ..

richie240:

Life is spiritual.

Ladies are predators now o, nor let their 'innocence' cajole you.
There's something called 'vegetable'......the one spiced with vaginal fluid.
Pray not no eat it brah!


Hope u Sha know how to cook to avoid stories that touch.
Everything is not all about bone-straight hair and weave-ons.

funny !!!

ReactExpress:


Obviously he belonged to the girl that can cook

OK just what if she travelled and was only thoughtful enough to have ordered the food for him ? Did u think of it that way?

If na minimum wage 70k in naira dem dey pay you, they need pay you that 70k na in usd.
Everyday for nairaland you dey cross highway between sanity and insanity countless times.
I mean every fvckin single day.
More power to ya elbows.

EmperorCaesar:
You ordered for him means you're prolly busy with other stuffs but still cared enough to put his needs first

Guess you deserve someone better. Who puts up with unstable and easily shaken men

A useless story still

Madam, madam, how many times did I call you? Your BF problems was hunger and you were too busy to cook. What if he died of ulcer, this conversation could have been different.

I found this footage of the cook and her ex-boyfriend:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5Fm9WIuOuw



But yeah, this is probably a fake story.

Now, she will understand the popular cliche better. "A way to a man's heart.." ..🤔

Instead of you to behave yourself, you're forming feminist. See your life!!!

verminnel:
She dodged a bullet. He never was her's !!!

Keep quiet. Yen yen yen she dodged a bullet. Would this be your comment were the roles reversed?

You don’t handle what you hold dear with care, guess what, somebody who wants it more than you will.

Your gender is pure evil. I was in this exact situation earlier this year and I warned my babe not to use that vendor anymore or not just order me food again cos I know wetin I see when she come deliver.

Bottom line, be careful of your gender especially who you allow feed your spouse.

I want to fully understand the part that said::

“...she went to deliver the food to his place without informing her...”

Like,, you dropped a delivery address.
Why would they inform you before going.??

The delivery team can only call you if they are close to the address, so that you would be ready to pick up your package.

..

Oohh..
Meanwhile..
Did you in any way give out any hint that you were ordering the food for your man, and not for yourself.??
Because the fact she went there by herself to deliver the food is funny..

Oohh..
And she stayed back and cooked some more food for him before leaving.!!

EmperorCaesar:
You ordered for him means you're prolly busy with other stuffs but still cared enough to put his needs first

Guess you deserve someone better. Who puts up with unstable and easily shaken men

A useless story still

Yea, a useless fake story

Cook for your man next time

franvincoop:
If na minimum wage 70k in naira dem dey pay you, they need pay you that 70k na in usd.
Everyday for nairaland you dey cross highway between sanity and insanity countless times.
I mean every fvckin single day.
More power to ya elbows.

Your comment made my day

You dey bash me, but the bashing dey funny

You are not ashamed to say you ordered food. So your plan was to hook that unfortunate man so that he will ordering meals for the rest of his life for you.

Thank God he has been rescued by a proper woman. Enjoy your life as a strong independent hoe.

GOFRONT:
Your man's fed up with odour of your pvssy........He 's been looking for an opportunity to jet away

Exactly and the cook was the solution. The modern woman is just designed to be useless. The Chinese are deg AI dolls that can cook and do domestic chores cant wait to order one, very soon the Eve species will be obsolete like BB phones.