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naptu2:
Lagos State Police Command II @rrslagos767



@rrslagos767

in the next two days, you will see this same person roaming the same street looking for what to steal again. The police ain't helping matters as well, they know these guys. I got a call from home yesterday while at my place of work that my room had being burgled. 3laptops(mine 2, my bro 1), television set and 2phones were stolen. I am still trying to stand on my feeble legs. These guys should be killed on sight. #tears

Karemarealty288:


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NCBLOG:


Source: https://punchng.com/one-dead-two-injured-in-ogun-road-crash/

God, please forgive Nigeria. May the souls of the faithful departed, through the mercy of God may they rest in peace.Amen

Ofunaofu:

https://dailytrust.com/force-pro-i-have-never-accepted-bribe-in-my-career/

Police: Oga bring #2500, because if my colleagues come here them no go collect this #2500 oh. Na help I wan help you. This one no be bribe. E no reach to even buy one bullet.
Me: but I never even Sabi my offense
Police : na why I say make you pay #2500 because if we reach station you go understand. As I see you, I Sabi say you na beta person. That's why I dey reason you like my brother.
Me: Oga police abeg tell me wetin I do
Police : Let's go to the station
In the police van
Police : Oga police, oya take #2500. I have a very important meeting wey I need catch up with.
Police : oga your money na 10k
Me: how?
Police : no worries wen we reach station you go know.
At the station
DPO: this guy again, throw am inside cell
Me: oga me ke? Where do you know me from. I have never been arrested for any crime before.
DPO: thats why your bail will be 15k. Take phone and call any of your relatives.
On channels TV
This group of young men terrorizing the area of zamaza village has finally been arrested. The police made the arrest after a successful gun duel that saw one of its men injured and currently receiving treatment in one of the hospital in the locality. The police in collaboration with other sister agen........
[b]]At home[/b
Family: is this not Mike that we have been looking for, since yesterday?

The one wey dem accredited, graduates from the Universities still dey struggle. I won't be shocked if graduates of engineering course from these schools will be accepted before the rest to practice. After all, economist be surgeon for Jos, practice him quackery for years and went undetected until 2023. Naija we move!!!

Do we ever hear this in saner clines? I know the abuse substances but not fake drugs. This fake drug of a thing is worst than money ritual.
Just a carton of fake or substandard drug on the market and hundreds of people will either die or their current condition deteriorate as it is expected to get results from the drug/medicines bought. This has made health care professionals look like they don't know what they are doing because at the end, the patient is not getting any better.
I don't blame them though, I blame the system. It's so corrupt that this drugs that are displayed to get public attention and portray the agencies in good light may end up being returned to the owners and the circle of death continues. It's really appalling that no body will be prosecuted causing others with same intention to continue killing people with reckless abandon.
These blood sucking ritualist as I have chosen to call them will still be praised and honored in the mosque and churches when the make contributions or render any humanitarian service. This will cause the young folks to want to be like them. The system should be rejigged having professionals (Pharmacists and others) with no criminal record man sensitive positions or have them in their taskforce so that not only seizures are made but education on the dangers of this activities are also made. The public should also be educated on the dangers of patronizing these people and report them to the relevant authorities. Let us called them out no matter whose ox is gored. We can start from there. It will cost money, but if the expected value for what is spent is achieved, we haven't lost anything. It's everybody's business. Let's do away with tribe, region, religion, ethnicity and see how we will progress as a nation.

Case No 1: My lord, my client here caught Mr Mike entering my room to steal the wads of dollars he kept on his table while in his jacuzzi taking a shower.
Judge: Do you have evidence to this accusations
Plaintiff: This is the CCTV footage my Lord.
Accused: oya you don catch me.
Judge: you are hereby sentenced to 3years in prison.
CASE DISMISSED!!!!


Case no 2: my Lord, my client here is been accused by his tenant of sleeping with his wife. My lord this is defamation of character on my client. My client can't even work 2 persons on the street without being called unpalatable names.
Judge to the accused: Let's see what evidence you got.
Accused: My lord, I saw him on the bed naked with my wife, but before I could take pictures, he ran through the window.
Judge: You do not have a concrete evidence to nail this man.
Accused: my lord, I saw him korokoro with my eyes.
Judge: who was there with you as at that time. Or should I say, who is your witness?
Accused: it's only God that can bear me withness. But my wife was there.
Judge to the Accused wife: what do you have to say about this accusations.
Accused wife: My lord am innocent. The said time he claimed this event took place, I was at my shop with loads of customer. I am a hair stylist.
Judge: I hereby sentence the accused to 2years in prison.
CASE DISMISSED!!!!

Accused to police: oga I swear, that man is lying. That man will not see anything good in this life. Thfsggdhnvcjvvhkvv hhhfhjjhhkhj ghsdghhhhhh ghhjjjj. Bhhjhfghhh bhhhhhghbvcvvvghhh.ghjjjjjhgh fhhjj ghjjjh ghjjd. Hhhjhgg hjkjhffh hillgfg hikkkhh hjkk

POLICE: oga you go explain tire.

Benblaq:
You go really explain tire

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Mainnews:

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I ain't hating, buh this life no balance. Person don get money, Dem wan still suffocate am with more.

Lessons: don't just pray for money, let God bless the works of your hand.

fergie001:


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SP Benjamin Hundeyin

I can bet you that even people who voted and defended them are not happy with these. I tell some of my friends who are from a different political divide that I will not suffer alone for their mistakes as this polithiefcians do not even know them or care about them (So, we all suffer together. Me sef my biz dey fetch me small money so I no go suffer reach you). Even those(polithiefcians) that claims to do whether infrastructural development or otherwise only do them for their selfish gains and not because they want us to enjoy it. You will rarely find a road built 10years ago that is still standing strong. Non of their children are schooling in same citadel of learning as ours neither do the access same health care facilities. They flog you to leave the road when they are ing by with their entourage, they only buy from road side sellers at election eve and drive them away from same spot after they are sworn in. See, politicians are just wicked if not worse than the devil. That's why I don't always engage/ argue with folks on politics.


LESSONS: We deserve the kind of leaders rulers we get.

onuman:

In bold:
You are right. They are not doing any serious head count, it's gonna be like another of the 2023
presidential election - jumble and doctor figures to make the Population of the dry and inclement northern Sahel region to be, perhaps, twice more than the population of the clement rain forest southern regions - just for Buhari's signature and pleasure. The 21st century Othman Dan Fodio of Arewa is on the beat.

it is well bro

Gaggii:
Please advice, if you have done penis enlargement before, or if you know anyone that has done it.

Is there any side effects?

My babe is complaining seriously about my penis size.

Am considering enlarging it, but I want to be sure of the side effects.

There some annoying sounds I here when having fun with her, she says is because my dick is small.

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I been bet with my guy 10k say Dem no go this counting, just the same way we bet 20k say Dem no go do electronic transmission. I just dey vex say na small money I dey bet. Even sporty never bless me like this. But I still dey wonder why God dey use Nigeria misfortune to bless me. All I can say is that it's well.

tydi:
Nigeria police and their initial gra gra
Na money for hand them need guns for booth

fabmo:
Good morning,

Please I need help , I have been trying to evaluate my IJMB certificate with WES. But, the school (ABU zaria) is not able send the transcript to them . Does anyone have this issue? and how did you resolve it?

please how were you able to resolve this?

Please how where you able to resolve it

hisexcellency34:
By Temidayo Akinsuyi


https://independent.ng/peter-obis-ers-not-committed-elections-not-won-on-social-media-dele-alake/

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Tabithatim:


http://ng.dailyadvent.com/politics/2018/12/15/youre-a-liar-group-slam-pdp-presidential-running-mate/

With PDP comes lies. He is now a new creature. Old things have ed away including Tinubu. Behold Nigeria has become New with Mr POssible. With God on his side, he will deliver.

Ubermind:
Number Five – Nigeria Round of 16 Loss to Italy – USA ‘94 FIFA World Cup
Nigeria was 2 minutes away from reaching the quarter-finals of the world cup for the first time in our very first appearance. The 1994 team was arguably one of the best Nigerian squads at the FIFA World Cup with players like Jay-Jay Okocha, Sunday Oliseh, Rashidi Yekini, Finidi George, Daniel Amokachi, Emmanuel Amunike and many more.

The super eagles were on fire in 1994, we had just won the nations cup three months earlier in April of that year. We were also ranked 5th in the world, seven spots above Italy ranked 13th at the time. At USA 94 World Cup, we were drawn in a tough group with Argentina, Greece and Bulgaria. However, the Super Eagles sured all expectations to top the group with 6 points, defeating Bulgaria and Greece although we lost to Argentina. Italy, on the other hand, struggled to reach the Round of 16. They finished third in their group with one win, one loss and one draw. They only qualified to the round of 16 as best third place finishers.

In the round of 16 game, Nigeria showed dominance at the start of the game. Emmanuel Amuneke had scored in the 25th minutes of the game to give Nigeria the lead against Italy. To make matters worse for the Italians, Zola was shown a straight red card for retaliating against Eguavoen and they played with ten men for the rest of the game. Nigeria was 1 nil up in the 88th minute, and it felt like we will be reaching the quarter finals. However, this wasn’t the case. Italy got the equalizer with only 2 minutes left courtesy of Roberto Baggio. Then in extra time, Italy was awarded a penalty in the hundred and second minutes, and Roberto Baggio scored to give Italy the lead and send them to the quarter finals.

We were so close, yet we could not reach the finish line. It was really painful for both the players and the fans. Many fans believe Nigeria would have gone all the way to the finals if we managed to defeat Italy. We would have met Spain in the quarter finals, then Bulgaria for the second time in the semis. Italy however went all the way to the finals before losing to the champions, Brazil 3-2 on penalties. Though I would say the loss was painful, but on the grand scheme of things, reaching the round of 16 in our very first appearance is also commendable.

Number Four – Nigeria 4-1 Loss to Denmark at the 98 FIFA World Cup Round of 16
Four years after the 1994 heart break, many fans thought Nigeria was going to make up for it in 1998 and we started on a very good note defeating Spain (3-2) and Bulgaria (1-0) in the group stage to secure qualification to the next round before losing the final group game 3-1 to Paraguay although we still won the group.Then came the round of 16 against Denmark. Many people thought we were going to win this easily with some even looking forward to the quarter final game against Brazil. However, the fans were disappointed after the super eagles lost to Denmark 4 goals to one in the round of 16.

The loss was painful, conceding 4 goals against Denmark was a huge shock to many fans. Even one of my subscribers dropped this comment recently “The way we lost to Denmark after beating Spain at 1998. I have never recovered from that thrashing ever since.” Many years later, Taribo West revealed that some players snuck women into camp before the game against Denmark. So basically, it means some players played two matches in the same day.

Number Three – The Jollof Derby Nigeria Loss to Ghana – 2022 FIFA World Cup Qualifiers.
Nigeria failed to qualify for the 2022 Qatar FIFA World Cup after a 1-1 draw with Ghana at home. Thomas Partey had put Ghana in front early in the first half before Troost Ekong converted a penalty to keep the game levelled. However, the Super Eagles couldn’t find the crucial second goal, breaking the heart of millions of Nigerian football fans.

The first leg game in Ghana had ended in a goalless draw leaving the Ghanaians to qualify on the away goal rules. Defeat was a massive blow for many Nigerians. We lost the Jollof Derby. In fact after Nigeria’s failure to qualify for the world cup, fans stormed the pitch and began destroying properties. Even though the defeat was really painful, the fans went too far on that day.

Number Two – Nigeria Loss to Tunisia – 1978 FIFA World Cup Qualifiers
Till date, many football-loving Nigerians are yet to forget what happened on the 12th of November 1977 during the World Cup qualifier between the then Green Eagles of Nigeria and Tunisia at the National Stadium in Lagos.

Even though I was not born then, I have heard the stories. The first leg had ended in a goalless draw in Tunis and all the Eagles needed was any margin of victory. However the game was settled in Tunisia’s favour who won 1 goal to nil courtesy of an own goal from Godwin Odiye in the 61st minute. It was a misjudged header and it ended Nigeria’s race to Argentina 1978 FIFA World Cup.

The match was watched by over 80,000 Nigerians. The team was devasted and the fans could not believe it. This would have been our first world cup qualification if things had turned out differently. The sad part is that we lost at home in Lagos to Tunisia via an own goal. For many years after this, anyone who scored an own goal was called an Odiye.

Before I get to number one, here are some honorable mentions.
Nigeria’s Loss to Angola, 2006 world cup qualifiers, Nigeria Loss to Greece at the 2010 FIFA world cup. Nigeria Vs South Korea 2010 world cup, Nigeria failure to qualify for the 2012 and 2015 African Cup of Nations after failing to defeat Guinea and South Africa Respectively, These defeats were really painful. And no, the myth of Nigeria vs India – 99 - 1 isn’t on this list.


Number One - Nigeria Loss to Cameroon – 2000 AFCON FINALS
This loss was really painful. Cameroon had beaten Nigeria in the African Nations Cup finals of 1984 and 1988 and Nigeria was determined to lift the trophy this time around on home soil. However, Cameroon started strong, scoring two goals in about 30 minutes in the first half.

Chukwu Ndukwe then scored a much needed goal for Nigeria just before half-time. Then Jay-Jay Okocha marked his return to the team after a one-match suspension with a stunning long range shot to make it 2-2 within 90 seconds of Chukwu’s goal. Nigeria, unbeaten at home for 19 years and defending an 11-match unbeaten run in the tournament, took the game to Cameroon in extra-time. Then came penalty shootouts, Cameroon won 4-3 on penalties. However, the win was controversial after Victor Ikpeba's fourth penalty for Nigeria was not awarded by the referee despite appearing to cross the line after hitting the underside of the crossbar. And that was how Cameroon lifted the trophy in Lagos yet again defeating Nigeria in the finals of the AFCON.

This loss was so painful, I watching this match live as a very young boy and I clearly the fans bitter, complaining about the loss. Though these defeats might bring back sad memories, however, we are to learn from them not feel bad about it. Failure to learn from our defeats is actually the sad thing.

Source: Top 5 Painful Defeats in Nigeria Football History - When Super Eagles Disappointed Fans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcAuQEOKIfo

All of them put together is not equal to buhari's failure

nlfpmod:


https://thenationonlineng.net/port-harcourt-begins-refining-of-60-000bpd-in-2023/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1658596302

if this happens under an APC government, I will show you a virgin in a labour room.

9jahotblog:


https://punchng.com/adelekes-emergence-saved-me-from-palace-eviction-monarch/

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iwaeda:


https://punchng.com/cbn-raises-interest-rate-to-14/

everything keep rising, my blood pressure has also risen. Money to buy already risen antihypertensive dont want to rose

Fira09:


https://punchng.com/dangote-now-63rd-elon-musk-tops-100-billionaires-ranking/

na Igbo man still make them. If you don't gerrit, you forgerabout it.

shortIGBOman:
Arewa matter no concern una. At the end of the day, we will settle for the right candidate. But I must guarantee you this. Peter ObiTUARY can never get up to 500 votes in the entire North.

. You self can't up to a 100 votes for spewing this rubbish

Kwanza:


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0QsSEB6JnvrqYESjazjTRYXvfQ7fvatjEQnj9F7wGa2V6neQRQu5objE25qhQNYX5l&id=65323617011

what is wrong with blacks. God abeg just pity us paint us white or yellow. Maybe we go get sense

robosky02:
Mane, Salah on 10-man list for African Footballer of the Year



https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2022/7/11/mane-salah-on-10-man-list-for-african-footballer-of-the-year

why is KANU Nwankwo and drogba missing on the list?

VeryWickedMan:
Hurray!!
I am HIV negative.

From today no more olosho. No more hookup & runz girls. No more Nairaland dm. No more mama put sales girls. No more Ikokwu bitters beer parlour promoters. No more alaata. No more groundnut smallies. No more kunu mata.

I renounce any STD-carrying vector in my life.


Ife sure for una paste your HIV test result.
Get yourselves tested today.


HIV/AIDS is real!!

I did my HIV test in FAITH ALIVE FOUNDATION, JOS at no cost. I can't display my though but I advice everyone to get tested and know their status. Drugs/counselling are also given at no cost. You can still be as clean as one who doesn't have it even after testing positive if you take your drugs appropriately.

Sowore zu kwá nu ike. Sowore rest na, you never tire?

Trust those who remained and even the defecting clowns at your own peril. They lack moral standings, no ideology all the care about is who brings what and what they stand to benefit at the detriment of who they claim to be serving. Na Baba God hand we dey. Cow wey no get tail, na him god dey pursue fly for am.

osinbanjoisaliar:


https://independent.ng/ekiti-decides-apc-wins-first-polling-unit/

I wouldn't be surprise if those who voted APC knew the candidate. The truth is that Nigerians are hungry and would do anything they perceive legit to get the money even if its for just food to quench immediate hunger. Look at it on the other hand, the price of goods and services are so high and you tell a Nigerian to vote his/her conscience knowing fully well that they are hungry? The right leader may not have the money to give at that time ,now the electorates are left at the mercies of the dirty politicians that can solve their temporary hunger/greed problem. This is not illiteracy, it is the literate Nigerians who has refused to vote or do the right thing.