NewStats: 3,263,492 , 8,180,330 topics. Date: Friday, 06 June 2025 at 09:13 AM n4b5p

What does the receptionist at the sperm bank says when donors are leaving?




Thank you for coming!

If this thing no pay the North

They can aswell ask for breakout

Make everyone stand alone

👍

Ehya Bandits Repentant?



If you guys are expecting the western countries to sign a visa free agreement with Nigeria, it will never work because of these kind of news...

This union is not working atall

Alakoriomo:


Yeap. Took my family of three to UK in 2022. Probably looking forward to another visit next year as we still have unexpired visas

That's great bro...

Family deserves the best

Alakoriomo:


Nice to visit. But the challenge is in getting a US visa these days. So most people just spend their money on visiting UK for a few day and come back

Yea getting visa is 10 out of 1m

🇬🇧 is another better alternative to see around

Alakoriomo:


Okay. But that’s a reach. There’s a reason 98% of Americans (outside of the ultra rich , the billionaires, and the executives ) aren’t as successful as Dangote — the richest black individual alive.

Well, some people, on the other hand, just want to live in a sane, beautiful, healthy and decent society where I can make money without having to fear anything about crime, bureaucratic politics and high handedness. If US gives you that, it’s okay.

Switzerland 🇨🇭 or 🇩🇪, these are where some people wish to go. I’m sure you’ve been to Switzerland 🇨🇭 yourself ans you have seen how organized and sane it is, especially if u have a US port, just take a visit

Hav been to Berlin not Swiss… it’s well Organized no doubt…

You looking for well organized city? Or state… then you should come visit


Utah
New Hampshire
Nebraska or Idaho

Alakoriomo:


Thanks but I’ll have to decline. But if you have means to better places like Switzerland 🇨🇭, 🇩🇪, Netherlands 🇳🇱, and other Scandinavian countries like Finland 🇫🇮 and Norway 🇳🇴, or even Asian countries like Japan 🇯🇵, and Singapore 🇸🇬 , please 🙏 I’m interested

Nah sorry bro… Only America! Cus I’m determined to be successful as dangote someday

Alakoriomo:


Dangote can not become the richest black person alive today if he didn’t relocate to USA to make the money first . I’m very sure in his youth, he moved to the US to work and that’s why he was successful in life. No one in Nigeria can be successful without relocating abroad, especially to the USA. No one!

Oya come I want to invite you to the US… make u come help us celebrate new year…

You get port?

Alakoriomo:


I mean 97% of Nigerians in Nigeria today are able to eat and afford meals due to money sent from USA from family . Failure to send money mean everyone goes hungry and die. Is that what you want?

Likewise, 90% of houses in Nigeria which we all live in for free without paying any rent are built by diasporas in the US.

America is not only the greatest country in the world

Dangote made billions in dollars doing business in Nigeria

Alakoriomo:


Hmm. We don’t want that o.. cuz how are we going to be successful in this life without traveling there? How are we going to survive? Nigerians who want to escape death in Nigeria basically move abroad everytime. Imagine what will happen if we can’t japa there? Ahah, we’ll be miserable

😁😁😁 dude you are funny…

If they ran separately then the results will be the same… it’s pretty obvious


You need large numbers to replace the siting government…

If the PDP and LP won’t rescue Nigeria then let’s hope the light at the end of the tunnel the Apc has been talking abt is still intact

$3,500

So if Brics comes to life

Make Nigerians forget US as japa plan…🤧🫣

josephevergreen:


So you mean one need to be loaded before approaching a girl?

Anyone can approach a lady

But any lady you approach will access you to be sure you finiciallly stable...

Rearealki:
I have been single for a while.

Most ladies I approach are either in a relationship or they are married. I end up getting disappointed.
I have observed that most ladies 20 or above are in a relationship.

I dont even see single ladies

The only single lady I found was so rude and disrespectful. I had to abort any relationship because it the thing I can never tolerate.

Whats your financial status?

When a lady you met said shes into relationship.. most times she thinks you aint capable financially s they tell you that so you ca backoff

But when u loaded u... even if they are really in a relationship... they will still give you some attention

Joystarn00:
If una like make all of u japa. Ur family member dat u left behind who will take care of them? The country u re running to now was ones like ur country today. Check America or China back them or go and read about their history u ill know wat they have been true and they never left their country, instead they stay and build it to wat it is today. God bless Nigeria.

If Americans in the 1700s or 1800s wear stealing public funds like the average Nigerian politicians.. I can tell you for fact... sudan will be a better country then the US... even for China to eradicate corruption the law marker had to add death penalty as punishment...

Bro even if everyone stay and return back to Nigeria... nothing is gonna happen or help the economy as long as we have leaders whose primary assignments is to steals public funds meant for present and future Nigerians

Too late bro, you should hav said this 4 years ago

Congratulations Sarah

sarrki:
French president dazed in Aso Ebi

Make them seal ham with Visa-free agreement between the two countries
🇳🇬🤝🇫🇷

Happy Birthday

Kudos

God bless the Nigerian Military

Rest well sir

Nigerians to FG: Will the price drop?

FG to Nigerians: Go and warm Eba

Finally after 1000 years… we are going to have world class airport in Osun state

Achor1111:

Hmmm 🤔
Touch any Fulani militia and see police, Army even DSS.
Na there you will understand that, there is government.
The people can defend themselves but the govt is the problem.

Oh okay … so Benue belongs to the fulanis? Then the residents should move to other states in other to safe dia life na

The woman says to her husband: "If i had known you were so poor, i wouldn't have married you."

Husband: "But I told you that you were the most valuable thing in my life."

For now I thing FG should sign and approve State Police in benue states pending when other states will be considered


I don’t understood what benue youth are doing?

Why can’t they stand for themselves and fight this people

Like for Akinwunmi Ambode

Share for Seyi Tinubu

agulion:
But other day the Hausa Fulani killed a Yoruba Muslim Lastma official Mr Taofeeq in Lagos, nobody called any emergency meeting

They are no 1 citizens

You should hav know this since nah

Sccarrr:
seeing the beauty of another man's creation can be inspiring, educational or entertaining but its not success in anyway bro.

It’s actually part of success… why because our country may not get the opportunity to have the settings

YOU CAN ONLY PICK ONE OPTION AS A NIGERIAN

TINUBU GET RE-ELECTED IN 2027
while Seyi Tinubu misses out in Lagos governorship election

SEYI TINUBU GET ELECTED AS LAGOS STATE GOVERNOR
while Tinubu misses out in the next 2027 presidential election