NewStats: 3,263,801 , 8,181,442 topics. Date: Sunday, 08 June 2025 at 12:12 AM 6s5a1i

Samakus:
I'm getting married on the 19th October and I'm f**king excited.

No room for doom and gloom. I love what I'm entering into. Look forward to a lifetime of bliss ready to settle whatever little roughies that might appear on the way.

I will have it all

In addy man.

How to fulfil my dream and be contended with it

LoopyNigeria:
This is the reason why you should embrace homeschooling for your kids, school = indoctrination.

Homeschooling because of what?
As in we dey post-apocalyptic era?

CandyOps:
Clean sheet continues.. It gets easier after Day 3. One thing I've noticed is that the way you see life when sober and high differ a lot. ..

Now that I'm sober, e come be like say I done dey see the shege with clear eyes. Omo!! E no easy to face life with clear eyes o.

So na this thing people wey no dey smoke dey experience?! Ha! Omo lol

Welcome to reality.
It hits differently

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Vinnie2000:


Nplfmod.
Take to FrontPage.
Thanks.

It's nlfpmod not nplfmod

Everyone is virgin now.

You are finished.

Oyibo dey smart. They are being scammed by fraudsters individually but they scam us in multitude

I no dey o!

That's not an excuse alaye.
You steal, you face the consequences cus I'm dead sure it will only take peanut to buy your vote

henndukwe18:
thanks man

all the best.

henndukwe18:
ya, some ladies carry grace

Which one is grace again?
There is chance that you will make it with her if you don't let go. Also there is more chance that the shege and the tears will be promax if you stick with her. All these na gamble. But in romantic love, never risk it. Always be selfish. Put yourself first esp when you're at the losing end.
That banny doesn't have to have anything tangible to get a comfortable man/husband in Enugu (don't hate her, that's nature). Guy plan your life. If you decide to quit sch or stay in sch, know that you will bear the brunt of the outcome. Na your life be this.

henndukwe18:
with the current economy of this country, how am i sure that after struggling all these n become a graduate that i will get a job with my certificate?

You're going to sch to get money after graduation?
Die that mindset. You need to open your mind, apparently, love infatuation has beclouded your reasoning.
In today's world University doesn't give a financially secured future. It gives opportunities that are limited to average person. You gat to halt love for now and open your inner mind.
After banny don show me shege for 1st year, I had a rethink and saw what I could not see. Got connected to a whole lots of people that still made it possible for me to have a smooth sail in life (international wise). Didn't date again until after sch.
Bro, you gat to come out of delusion that sch is for future financial security. And you gat leave that girl alone. We are in Nigeria, ending up with high sch sweetheart is hollywood

This is terrible.
Op, you need to start unloving her asap. Take it from a once1st-year-lover-boy. The possibility you will marry her is close to zero. The same level- redflag
Distance- bloodflag
In sch, the pressure to level up is damn high from ladies. Not to talk of this generation wey money be the ultimate. Guy, free yourself and free that girl.
Earn your peace now

ItisWell22:


If he actually wanted to use her for rituals, then she was really lucky.

That's theft. The mofo confessed it

In sch I did the same thing., accommodating/feeding a stranger that I was in the same bus with.
The mofo left after days with all my good stuffs.
Since then, I'm always extra careful when dealing with humans. Like this, I cant accommodate you if I don't know you and your family

Nokio2:
, about ten of us queue for general hospital for doctors consultation
Later all of us meet for pharmacy
I come realize say all of come to collect ULcer medicine....Omo what a baby steps of quenching stomach lining

.
Ulcer is a endemic now.
Guy if you see food, chop

You can't kill innocent citizens and expect solidarity movement from them just because we are facing the same shege.
The arm forces should keep bombarding this fanatics with full force

He's right, you don't have the right to complain what you brought in. You just shine your teeth and accept the baby step shege with all your heart

And she brought it online.
See wetin men dey marry

lexy2014:


the lady you quoted does not give a damn about obi. she was a die hard tinubu er. tinubus incompetence and failure was too much for her to defend. she saw the light. we hope that the price of fuel will help you see the light soon

To them anyone criticizing the govt is Igbo and obedient.
Sha, they must earn their pay

Everything na content. Addiction

Afonja44:
Use scissors and cut it off.
It will stop.

Op don't do this.
Go to a dentist

Op, check out the good news. They always get k-leg.
It's always with propaganda. The rice, the minimum wage, the refinery, the jobs, the whole damn thing
The good news always come as a promise that never gets fulfilled but you see that bad news, it surely happens as e dey hot. As in sure bet.
But I'll commend the govt on student loan initiative, just that i was unaware the tution fee was gonna skyrocket. Which rendered it useless

jaxxy:


BDSM would be with the the girls consent so why would she be screaming for her life?

Let the investigation end first
Modified- Na theft

PlanetZero:


Whqt kind of bdsm without the consent of the lady

Abi na sellotape dem dey use do bdsm for your village

If the gil na your family...u go talk say na bdsm the guy wan do?

Let's wait for the investigation first. Only then will I tag this and modify my post.
If you noticed, the girl didn't say anything. Until she speaks after the guy has spoken can we understand the truth

Modified--its a robbery case

Zonefree:
A single man with about 5 Nigerian girlfriends spend more money weekly than a married man with one wife.



Please, let's not argue about this, we're adults here.

Quite hilarious but true.
This should be awakening period for any sensible youth. Preek should be on vacation till this istration is through.
The best thing I did in this period was having a relationship break.
This shege is better experienced alone

The frustration in this country is too severe. There is should be a strict law against ritualists(organ harvesters)

Even to complain don tire me.

Press: what do you have to say
Me:

SpyMaster1:
Let me give you some examples that show why I ire Diogenes.

Plato’s Man
He lived at the same time as the famous philosopher Plato, who he spent a lot of his life ridiculing. The most famous case of this was while Plato was attempting to define a man, he came up with the definition that a man was a featherless-biped. On hearing this, Diogenes found a chicken, plucked out all its feathers and then ran into Plato’s school holding it while proclaiming “Behold, Plato’s man”.

Meeting Alexander the Great
Alexander was greatly interested in philosophy and was a great fan of Diogenes. Upon visiting Diogenes, he was excited to see him and asked if there was any favour at all that Diogenes asked of him. In response, Diogenes, when offered a favour from among the most powerful men alive, replied:

"Yes, step away. You’re blocking my sunlight."

Impressed by this Alexander famously said:

"If I were not Alexander, then I should wish to be Diogenes."

To which Diogenes responded:

"If I were not Diogenes, I too would wish to be Diogenes,”

Living Conditions
Diogenes spent many years living in a ceramic vase on the streets (entirely by choice) possessing nought but some clothes and one wooden bowl. He reportedly then broke this bowl upon seeing a servant boy drink from his hands proclaiming:

"Fool that I am, to have been carrying superfluous baggage all this time!”

Henceforth he drank from his hands.

Searching for an Honest Man
He would also on regular occasion walk around in broad daylight carrying a lamp and go around looking through crowds and when asked what he was doing, he would proclaim that he was looking for an honest man but unfortunately could not find one.


Public Indecency
Many complained about his actions as he was frequently known to:

—Eat in the marketplace

—Defecate in the theatre

—Urinate on people who insulted him

—Masturbate in public

A story upon similar lines states that, when someone took him into a magnificent house and warned him not to spit on anything, he promptly spat straight into the man’s face claiming he could see nowhere else to spit.

Burial
When asked how he wanted his remains to be treated after death he requested that he be thrown over the city walls as long as he was given a stick with which to fend off animals. When it was pointed out that he would not be able to use this seeing as he would be… well, dead, he responded by asking why then he should care what happens to him as he would already be dead.

Although he certainly wasn’t as influential as many other philosophers and never wrote any books or taught classes, there are no other philosophers as entertaining to read about.

This was Capt Jack Sparrow in movie. They actually mimicked this man